"Outrageous!"

You get what you bargain for.

Whistleblower.

After 13 years I started wondering if my whistle even had a pea.  I guess it does.  I finally earned my pea.  It feels good to earn your pea.  Of course I wouldn't recommend you go the route I did.  I have special skills.

I can't get on Myspace.

This sucks.

"This is ridiculous."

I can't get on Myspace.

Just incase you're wondering.

The difference between me and mob guys.

They can be about vengance.  I'm all about justice.  I don't know if anybody will ever be able to bridge that gap.

"He's a loony bird."

All the destruction the Queen Bee has left in her wake and I'm a loony bird?  I live in Bizzaro World.

"I'm scared."

Of me or of her?

MySpace is down. Fortunately I have Plan B.

"Success."

"You turd.  You ... fucking ... TURD!!"

"I'm going to have a heart attack."  Dueling Goon Squads.

"Misery."