Thursday, April 20, 2017

Julian Assange a Hero? I don't think so.


Julian Assange's Wikileaks dump in 2011 percipitated The Arab Spring. I remember some NBC correspondent in Tahrir Square saying, "Is this the beginning of the Wikileaks revolution?" Let me explain how it worked. The citizens of Tunisia, Libya, Egypt, Yemen, Syria already knew how corrupt their government were always, but now they had hard copy evidence they could hold in their fists as they took to the streets. In an inteview with The Rolling Stone the interlocutor asked Assange how he felt about getting credit for The Arab Spring. Assange stated he and his associated spent 12 months planning it. Assange started The Syrian Civil War and I can't escape that conclusion. If it wasn't for him there wouldn't be the 470,000 dead, the maimed, the refugess. I don't trust Julian Assange. I see somebody who gave the neo neo Cons an excuse to carve up the Middle East like they been doing, only more so. He played right into Hillary Clinton's hands in Libya. She couldn't wait to kill somebody. I wonder if Assange's game is a limited hang-out, making him a stooge for the NWO (pronounced newhoa). He's the perfect excuse to crackdown on the press too. I love you and your work Lionel, but this time I got to tell you ... the blood on Assange's hands matches his tie. He should be put on trial in The Hague for crimes against humanity.

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Wednesday, April 19, 2017

Peanut Butter. Lyrics.


There's a food goin' around that's a sticky sticky goo
(Peanut, peanut butter)
Oh well it tastes real good, but it's so hard to chew
(Peanut, peanut butter)
All my friends tell me that they dig it the most
(Peanut, peanut butter)
Early in the morning when they spread it on toast
(Peanut, peanut butter)
I like peanut butter, creamy peanut butter
Chunky peanut butter too
C'mon now, take a lesson now
(Peanut, peanut butter)
Open up your jar now
(Peanut, peanut butter)
Spread it on your cracker now
(Peanut, peanut butter)
Chomp now
(Peanut, peanut butter)
I like peanut butter, creamy peanut butter
Chunky peanut butter too
Well, I went to a dinner and what did they eat
(Peanut, peanut butter)
Ah-well, I took a big bite and it stuck to my teeth
(Peanut, peanut butter)
Now everybody look like they got the mumps
(Peanut, peanut butter)
Just-a eatin' peanut butter in-a great big hunks
(Peanut, peanut butter)
I like peanut butter, creamy peanut butter
Chunky peanut butter too
I like peanut butter, creamy peanut butter
Chunky peanut butter too

Tuesday, April 18, 2017

Hello George

The following Email was sent to George Lucas 03/23/03 

Hello George: 

I'm trying to find this guy I used to know. He called himself Joe Tamboola and he's this America-hating little shit with red hair and glasses and into Swing Dancing. Back in the year 2000 in Pittsburgh, during a period when I was running the cash drawer at one of these dances on a Saturday night, he used to come in.  We got to talking about Allan Watts and Buddhism and pretty soon we started meeting for coffee on Thursdays, just to b.s. 


Now I have reason to believe you might know him - it's all spelled out in my blog articles, along with reasons why I found him suspicious. Let me describe him to you and ask yourself if you know him. (What I'm telling you I take seriously - I mailed a description of Joe to the FBI.) 

Joe was uncanny. He used to say things to me that paralleled biographical details from my past. It happened more than once and I even asked him if he'd gone to the same college as I. "No," he said. 

Joe was pathetic. He used to tell me he hated competition bolstered by this bird brained deconstructionist scheme that people could play chess as a win-win game. "You could just appreciate the beauty of the moves," he'd say, but chess moves sans 'checkmate' are meaningless.  Then I came to the conclusion that all his talk about being anti competitive was deceit - it really masked a strategy of winning by lying that he didn't care about winning. How do I come to that? Joe used to say over and over again, "Why can't you just see it my way? Why can't you just see it my way?  Just this once?" 

Joe was diabolical. If he used this 'Why can't you just see it my way' appeal on others, I'm sure a lot of people would agree with him just to shut him up. And it's at that point, the point where people reverse themselves that they barter away their integrity for a little peace of mind. Joe 'wins'. It could happen so quickly one might not realize it.  But in the mind now rests an unconscious memory of victimization. What ideas would he introduce next? My guess is Joe knew exactly what he was doing; peace activists or malcontents or anti authoritarian types would be particularly susceptible to his whiny, infantile routine. In an exchange with Joe, somebody with a weak mind would trade away their integrity for a 'truce' and not think twice about it. Joe 'wins'. 

Yet despite the fact he had this technique going for him, Joe was mostly an idiot. We had this conversation one time and I don't remember exactly how we got on the subject but Joe said to me, "It's wrong to hate." 

I said, "Well ... what if I hate Hitler? I reserve the right to hate Hitler." 

"No," said Joe.  "It's wrong even too hate him 


"What are you telling me, Joe? I should embrace my inner-Hitler?" 

"Yeah," he said. 

Sad, really. 


Then there was this other time Joe said to me, "Life is a paradox."

"Okay, Joe, " I said.  "I'll give you a paradox.  It's called The Spanish Barber Paradox.  There's a small town in Spain with only one barber.  The barber shaves every man in town who doesn't shave himself.  Does the barber shave himself?"

"That's not a paradox," said Joe.

"Yes it is."

"No it's not"

"Yes it is."

"No it's not."

In related matters, not long ago I was watching your 1973 movie 'American Graffiti'. At the movie's end the plane takes off with Kurt on board, and the name on the plane is 'Magic Carpet Airlines.' I know I've mentioned this in a prior Email but I think it's worth repeating. 

Now on the rudder of the plane there is this symbol - a crescent with a smaller circle in it. What does it mean? I went to Google and did a little research and found the design in a piece of Arabic Calligraphy called Al-Ein or The Eye. It really does look like one. 

Then I went back to Google and typed in 'Magic Carpet' and guess what popped up? Back in 1948-1950 Alaska Airlines in a humanitarian gesture flew 40,000 Yemenite Jews to the newly formed State of Israel. 

Then I went back to Google again and typed in 'Alaska Airlines', and this time I saw stories about Alaska Airlines Flight 261 that crashed 20 miles off Point Mugu California, January 31, 2000. 88 people were lost. A memorial sculpture to the tragedy was recently unveiled on the tragedy's third anniversary. You know what I thought? I thought 'Whoa'.  And do y
ou know what else I found on Google?  Somebody saying that the malfunctioning horizontal stabilizers that brought that plane down were inferior parts made in Communist China.  And again I thought 'Whoa'. 


I thinking 'Whoa' because I was reminded of your first feature film, 'THX 1138'. (Released in 1971 on March 11 no less). Then in your movie 'American Graffiti' there's the license plate on John's yellow hot rod - THX 738. I played with those numbers and I came up with 11-7-38. November 7, 1938 is the date of Kristallnacht - the night Brown Shirts trashed Jewish Shops and Synagogues in Nazi Germany.

You know what I think?  I think I love Google.  But getting back to Joe Tamboola. Do you know this coprophagous insect? If you do see him tell him Alex is looking for him.  I want to ask him about the Space Shuttle Colombia disaster.  One of the people on board was the world's first Israeli astronaunt.

Imagine that. 

Sincerely yours, 


Alex


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Close call.


DateCreated
10/25/2008 6:42:00 PM
PostedDate
10/26/2008 1:33:00 AM


On the way home tonight, zipping down Forbes Avenue towards the intersection with Braddock, I hit a big deer with my car.  Fortunately I didn't hit it head-on.  That could have been nasty.  I only clipped the poor thing.  The deer did take out one of my headlights though.  There's fur in the broken plastic.  Life in the fast lane.

I sure hope that was a simple case of being at the wrong place at the wrong time.  I'd hate to think, although I probably will, that somebody could have lured a deer out of, and towards the edge of Frick park with food, and up to a pile of more food, then stood behind it while it ate, waiting for me to come by before yelling 'Boo!'

Naw.  Who'd want to hurt a sweetheart like me?

Sen. Norm Coleman and Sen. Al Franken.


DateCreated
10/25/2008 10:51:00 AM
PostedDate
10/25/2008 3:06:00 PM


Some years back on the Sunday morning talk show This Week, then private citizen Al Franken defended comments made by Bill Maher's at the beginning of the war in Afghanistan, remarks that caused an uproar and cost Maher his show Politically Incorrect.  As you may recall, ABC brought the hammer down on Maher (rightfully so) for suggesting that somehow it was 'cowardly' to use overwhelming firepower on the taliban.  Mr. Franken either agrees with this idea or at least understands what Maher meant.  (What?  The Arab street would like us more if US troops went toe to toe with the taliban and not drop any bombs at all, putting the lives of our the troops at even greater risk? I don't get the reasoning behind that.)

So Minnesota, do you really want somebody who thinks that way representing you in The United States Senate?  I'll tell you what I think.  I think Franken wants the late Senator Paul Wellstone's old seat so he can wiggle around in it and make funny faces.

Like the old school gambler once said to me, "What a comedian."

Sunday, April 16, 2017

I heard this story about Hillary Clinton


She was in Pittsburgh a number of years ago and she's at a hotel.  She saw a Security Guard and said to him, "Take my bags up to my room."

The Security Guard said, "I'm sorry ma'am but I have to stay here."

She laid this on him: "Do you know who I am?"

The Guard said, "I'm sorry ma'am, but I can't leave."

She said to him, "Tomorrow you're fired."

It
 seems like Hillary doesn't like Pittsburgh.  I wonder why.  But oh yeah does she cares about working people.

Thursday, April 13, 2017

Alexander Hamilton. What an asshole.

'The story of the linking of the excise with Hamilton's program is involved and at times obscure. The northern political leaders, eager to attach the moneyed class to the federal government, wanted the latter to assume the obligations of meeting the unpaid state debts.  The southern leaders, since their states had paid most of their debts, opposed the move, but they wanted the permanent capital of the nation located in the South.  There were the elements of a bargain.  Briefly, the facts seem to be that Jefferson and Hamilton, meeting a group of their respective supporters at dinner, agreed over the wine that the federal government should assume the debts of the states and that the capital of the new government should be located on the Potomac.  The next step was to raise enough money to pay the debts thus assumed, and Hamilton proposed that about eight hundred thousand dollars should be raised by a duty upon imported liquors and upon those distilled within the country.' - Leland D. Baldwin.  Whiskey Rebels.  The Story of a Frontier Uprising.  pg. 61.

Friday, April 7, 2017

Changed his mind?



Nobody ever talks about Donald Trump's paticular genius - his instinct for an opportunity. He saw an opportunity to become President when hardly anybody else did, and he took it. He's our first Think And Grow Rich President so throw the political science text books out the window. Changed his mind? He's made a career of changing his mind.  

He follows the trail of an opportunity and if it becomes cold instead of gold, he changes his mind. The deal is suddenly unacceptable? Get's up and walks away from the negotiating table. Changed his mind. It makes him America's most famous business man, ever. One off Syria ass kicking? He only sees upside. Changed his mind. He's probably changed his mind more than any other person in human history. Guys like Clinton or Obama would be horrified if you labled them flipfloppers. But Trump? He could care less. He's got bigger fish to fry.

Thursday, April 6, 2017

Maybe the stupid fucker gets tossed from a balcony


Word to the wise, David. The Deep State destroys evidence. Paper shredder, Franklin stove, whatever does the job, they'll use it. Any US Attorney or Federal Prosecutor or Attorney General will tell you, "What you have is all well and good but I need proof!" Emails where people talk like child molesters really only proves some assholes talk like child molesters. Their defense could be that they're just making sick jokes. I don't necessarily believe that's the case but that's one thing; selling the idea that these guys are practicing peados to a jury is something else. It's not so much that #PizzaGate and #Pedogate are real so much as #TheDeepState is real. That's the bigger issue. Destroyed evidence turns the whole exercise into a Venus Fly trap. You think you're on to something and you go for it but no real proof is ever uncovered and the plant closes its jaws on you and you're stuck. That's why I've taken an interest in your situation. With the trolls and the threatening phone calls, it sounds like you're in the Deep State Venus fly trap right now. I was in one. Back in April of 2002 I stated saying, hmm, Barbara Olson, conservative commentor, author of two books critical of the Clintons - she ended up on Flight 77 on 9/11. I wonder if there's a connection? Well start asking the wrong questions about 9/11 and watch the fun begin. I was in a Venus Fly Trap for a long long time and only got out because some operative working on me died. The Trade Craft name for that shit is called 'active measures.' The Deep State does kill witnesses but what they'd rather do is take someone they perceive as a trouble maker and drive them crazy, just to make an example of him. Hit pieces on you in Newsweek and Buzzfeed plus the trolls and the threatening phone calls? Sounds like 'active measures' to me, Buzz. So get your rest. Eat healthy. Get some exercise. Maybe even start lifting weights and muscle-up. Roll with the punches. You're at war soldier. If you get shaky The Deep State chalks that up as a win. If you get yourself stronger and smarter and embarrass the Deep State operative in charge of your case, maybe the stupid fucker gets tossed from a balcony. I'm speaking from experience. Stay strong, Dave.

You remind me of Ludwig Boltzmann


The flack is heaviest when you're over the target. You remind me of the stories I heard about the scientist Ludwig Boltzmann, the first physicist to use statistics to explain how moleclues moved in a gas. Did he ever get attacked! And not by just the 19th century equivalent of dumbshit trolls either. He was attacked relentlessly by other major scientists of his day. Ernst Mach. James Clerk Maxwell, in speeches and in papers. Statistics? They didn't want to hear it. The story is tragic because Boltzmann was not temprementally suited to challange the bullying. He ended up a suicide. Too bad he didn't have the stomach for a fight because really, the secret here is all bullies (read #PizzaGate trolls) are sniveling cowards. Call them cowards. Just tell them, 'Oh you poor devil. A victim of child sex abuse AND suffering from Stockholm syndrome. Either get help or go fuck yourself. Bye."

Wednesday, April 5, 2017

If I were White House Press Secretary ...

Alex's first day on the job.

Alex:  "Good afternoon Ladies and Gentlemen.  My name is Alex J. Tamsula and I'm the new White House Press Secretary.  How are you all doing today?  Good.  Let's get started.  Major?"

Major:  "Mr. Tamsula.  We've been looking at writings of yours on line from the past sixteen years or so and ... would it be fair to say that you consider yourself to be a 9/11 Conspiracy Theorist?  And ... "

Alex:  "Let me stop you right there, Major.  First of all, I speak for The President of The United States at these briefings and not for myself.  That will always be the case except for this one time since you have impugned my integrity and believability by using the phrase 'Conspiracy Theorist' which in today's popular culture is a synonym for madman, psychotic, paranoiac, tin foil hat wearing kook, crank, couch case, nut, and/or somebody who believes The CIA planted a microchip inside his head.  Let me challenge the assumption behind your question that anyone who finds anomalies in the official government 9/11 story must be delusional.

"First of all let us take a look at the 9/11 Commission Report itself.  It never determined who bankrolled the attacks on 9/11, and in Chapter 5 states with respect to the funding: "Ultimately the question is of little practical significance."  Really?  I think a lot of Americans, if this were brought to their attention, would differ.  

"So since the Commission never tracked down where the financing for the terror plot originated and left it an open question, there is no conclusion one can reach other than the report, in and of itself, is incomplete; even at 592 pages it's still The Reader's Digest Condensed version of all the permutations of 9/11.  With Philip Zelikow, executive director of the 9/11 Commission, outlining the reports conclusions before a single witness was called to testify, setting up limitations as to what the commission could and could not ultimately claim, how could its completeness be asserted in any way, shape or form?

"Second, did you know original members of The Tea Party collation were 9/11 Truthers?  There is video to be found on YouTube from some early Tea Party events where members can be seen taking copies of The 9/11 Commission Report and chucking them into the drink.  That was until the Republican party rightly perceived The Tea Party as an insurrectionist threat and sent a herd of Republican party operatives lead by trail boss Alex Costellanos to infiltrate Tea Party rallies, all with the unexpressed purpose of marginalizing and finally ousting any 9/11 official story skeptics while at the same time ingratiating themselves with the group by totally agreeing with the Taxed Enough Already sentiment.  But on the way out was anybody who asked troubling questions such as, why did some New York City firefighters claim they saw pools and small rivers of molten metal at Ground Zero?

"So this might come as a surprise to you but yes, days after the collapse of the Towers there were pools and small rivers of molten metal seen at Ground Zero, a salient little detail not coververed in the 9/11 Commission Report to my knowledge, and not covered at all by any of the major, credible, established media outlets which constantly assure the American people that only they can give us the facts that can be believed.  And it's really kind of cowardly why we don't hear about this from the Real News people because there is a simple and quite plausible explanation as to why molten metal was seen.  The five or six story tall debris pile left over after the collaspe of buildings ended up functioning as a giant furnance.

"I've seen video of heavily insulated furnaces in Norway, much smaller than the 9/11 debris pile, handily turning pieces of aluminum into liquid.  So consider the debris pile.  Consider the weight of it, the pressure, the insulation over the underground fires and it's very possible such conditions would create enough heat to melt some types of metal.  I don't know if that made the debris pile the biggest or hottest furnace of its time, but I wouldn't be surprised if the heat it could generate was equal to any industrial furnace designed for the same purpose. 

"So next time you run into a 9/11 Truther who says 'well what about the molten metal at Ground Zero', you can take this little bit of scientific inquiry and ram it down his throat.  Does that answer your question, Major?"

"Uh ... I guess."

"Did you have a follow-up question?"

"I did but right now it's of little practical significance."

"Good.  I'm glad we understand each other.  Okay so who is my next victim?  Hallie?"




Editos Note: Now just for the record I want to state that I am NOT after Sean Spicer's position.  I think he's doing a fine job and I hope he lasts the duration.  But can you imagine the look on Hillary Clinton's face if she watched me on TV take the podium before the White House Press corps and say, ""Good afternoon Ladies and Gentlemen.  My name is Alex J. Tamsula and I'm the new  White House Press Secretary.  How are you all doing today?"

It would be priceless.  
    

Russian Hackers Unmasked.


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Monday, April 3, 2017

"This is the first smoking gun," said Sen. Charles E. Schumer D- N.Y.



Date Created. 6/25/2008 8:19:00 AM
Posted Date. 6/25/2008 12:23:00 PM

Sen. Schumer sits on the Senate Judiciary Committee.


"We believe there will be more to come. This report shows clearly that politics and ideology replaced merit as the hiring criteria at one of our most prized civil service departments."  The Senator is talking about liberals being screened out of jobs at The Justice Department.

Senator Schumer, this paranoid behavior in Washington begins with Hillary Clinton and the Travelgate scandal during the early days of The Clinton Administration.  Career employees at the White House Travel office, who had sevred over many administrations, were fired so Hillary could give those jobs to her political cronies as rewards.  This was illegal, and Hillary was interviewed by congressional investigator Barbara Olson about it.  But Barbara couldn't find any cronies who would talk so no legal action was possible.

"Heavy media attention forced the White House to reinstate most of the employees in other jobs and remove the Clinton associates from the travel role." - Wikipedia.

Senator Schumer, we all know American polticians lie from the podium but tell the truth in private conversations.  What truths do you tell about The Clintons in private conversations that you hide from the American people?  When are you going to own up to your responsibilities as an American and a Senator and tell our citizens just how evil The Clintons really are?

When?

Dear Sweetie Pie: 3.9.03

Not much new on the street.  I still see Mordecai, White Guy With Dreadlocks, and Sniffy The Communist.  Bicycle Putz has dropped out of sight for now.  Blondie the massage therapist doesn't show up any more.  And remember the barrista who sprayed whip cream all over her mouth while looking at me?  She got fired.

However Sniffy The Communist is sticking around.  I saw him last Sunday on his bicycle going through the intersection of these two streets, Hutchison and Savannah.  And although four doors up from where my cousin lives, I'm trying not to read too much into that.  Sniff could simply live around there and I could be wrong about him.  He could be as innocent as a newborn baby, not involved with any Fifth Column BS.  But that's hard to believe after what happened the next day.  Every time I turned around, there he was.


Monday (03/03/03) I'm walking down the street when I see him standing in an apartment building doorway.  Next I'm down at The Dragon Weir and he comes in and sits at the counter next to me, with a copy of 'Das Kapital' no less.  Poor Sniffy.  He must have some form of Tourette's syndrome because whenever I stared at him his face went wild with tics - his eyebrow got all twitchy, then his nose, then corner of his mouth, then his chin.  This continued as long as I was staring.  As soon as I lookd away the tics stop.  I saw this in my peripheral.  But as soon as I turned back and stared at him some more he started twitching again.  I look away the twitching stopped.  I look at him again the twitching resumed.  Back and forth I keep this up until I finish my mocha.  

Then I leave.  And this isn't the first time this has happened either.

So what's the Sniff meister up to?  Is he trying to get me to scream, "Stop using illegal software to read my Emails to Sweetie Pie?"  If he thinks I'm going to say something to him about it, he's going to be twitching for a long long time.

Anyway that's life in Squirrel Hill, my own little Istanbul.  

And I still have a bug up my ass about The Clintons and it's called Mothra.  Talk to you later.

The only real talent Sweetie Pie had was in giving head.


But she was the best. 

Now imagine this scenario: A rich and powerful famous man is staying at a hotel.  Sweetie Pie pays him a visit up in his room.  After she gives him a hummer, she leaves the room and walks down the hall but she doesn't swallow.  Instead she pulls out a handkerchief and spits into it then throws it into the nearest trash can or just drops it to the floor.  This while some intelligence agent ( foreign or otherwise) is walking a few steps behind her.  He reaches down and grabs the hankie and voila, an intelligence service now has the DNA of a rich and powerful famous man.

Consider the possibilities.  A genetically engineered virus designed to kill only one rich and powerful famous man (or his family.)  At the very least, the blackmail potential boggles the mind.

Now do you see Bill Clinton for the colossal idiot that he is?

Sunday, April 2, 2017

You knew the job was dangerous when you took it.


When you find yoursef in danger,
When you're threatened by a stranger,
When it looks like you will take a lickin'
(puk, puk, puk, puk)
There is someone waiting who
Will hurry up and rescue you,
just caaaaall for Super Chicken.
(puk, ack!)
Fred, if you're afraid you'll have to overlook it,
Besides you knew the job was dangerous when you took it,
(puk, ack!)
He will drink his super sauce
And throw the bad guys for a loss
And he will bring them in alive and kickin'
(puk, puk, puk, puk)
There is one thing you should learn
When there is no one else to turn to
caaaaall on Super Chicken!
(puk, puk, puk, puk)
caaaaall on Super Chicken!
(puk, ack!)