The flack is heaviest when you're over the target. You remind me of the stories I heard about the scientist Ludwig Boltzmann, the first physicist to use statistics to explain how moleclues moved in a gas. Did he ever get attacked! And not by just the 19th century equivalent of dumbshit trolls either. He was attacked relentlessly by other major scientists of his day. Ernst Mach. James Clerk Maxwell, in speeches and in papers. Statistics? They didn't want to hear it. The story is tragic because Boltzmann was not temprementally suited to challange the bullying. He ended up a suicide. Too bad he didn't have the stomach for a fight because really, the secret here is all bullies (read #PizzaGate trolls) are sniveling cowards. Call them cowards. Just tell them, 'Oh you poor devil. A victim of child sex abuse AND suffering from Stockholm syndrome. Either get help or go fuck yourself. Bye."
Thursday, April 6, 2017
You remind me of Ludwig Boltzmann
The flack is heaviest when you're over the target. You remind me of the stories I heard about the scientist Ludwig Boltzmann, the first physicist to use statistics to explain how moleclues moved in a gas. Did he ever get attacked! And not by just the 19th century equivalent of dumbshit trolls either. He was attacked relentlessly by other major scientists of his day. Ernst Mach. James Clerk Maxwell, in speeches and in papers. Statistics? They didn't want to hear it. The story is tragic because Boltzmann was not temprementally suited to challange the bullying. He ended up a suicide. Too bad he didn't have the stomach for a fight because really, the secret here is all bullies (read #PizzaGate trolls) are sniveling cowards. Call them cowards. Just tell them, 'Oh you poor devil. A victim of child sex abuse AND suffering from Stockholm syndrome. Either get help or go fuck yourself. Bye."
Wednesday, April 5, 2017
If I were White House Press Secretary ...
Alex's first day on the job.
Alex: "Good afternoon Ladies and Gentlemen. My name is Alex J. Tamsula and I'm the new White House Press Secretary. How are you all doing today? Good. Let's get started. Major?"
Major: "Mr. Tamsula. We've been looking at writings of yours on line from the past sixteen years or so and ... would it be fair to say that you consider yourself to be a 9/11 Conspiracy Theorist? And ... "
Alex: "Let me stop you right there, Major. First of all, I speak for The President of The United States at these briefings and not for myself. That will always be the case except for this one time since you have impugned my integrity and believability by using the phrase 'Conspiracy Theorist' which in today's popular culture is a synonym for madman, psychotic, paranoiac, tin foil hat wearing kook, crank, couch case, nut, and/or somebody who believes The CIA planted a microchip inside his head. Let me challenge the assumption behind your question that anyone who finds anomalies in the official government 9/11 story must be delusional.
"First of all let us take a look at the 9/11 Commission Report itself. It never determined who bankrolled the attacks on 9/11, and in Chapter 5 states with respect to the funding: "Ultimately the question is of little practical significance." Really? I think a lot of Americans, if this were brought to their attention, would differ.
"So since the Commission never tracked down where the financing for the terror plot originated and left it an open question, there is no conclusion one can reach other than the report, in and of itself, is incomplete; even at 592 pages it's still The Reader's Digest Condensed version of all the permutations of 9/11. With Philip Zelikow, executive director of the 9/11 Commission, outlining the reports conclusions before a single witness was called to testify, setting up limitations as to what the commission could and could not ultimately claim, how could its completeness be asserted in any way, shape or form?
"Second, did you know original members of The Tea Party collation were 9/11 Truthers? There is video to be found on YouTube from some early Tea Party events where members can be seen taking copies of The 9/11 Commission Report and chucking them into the drink. That was until the Republican party rightly perceived The Tea Party as an insurrectionist threat and sent a herd of Republican party operatives lead by trail boss Alex Costellanos to infiltrate Tea Party rallies, all with the unexpressed purpose of marginalizing and finally ousting any 9/11 official story skeptics while at the same time ingratiating themselves with the group by totally agreeing with the Taxed Enough Already sentiment. But on the way out was anybody who asked troubling questions such as, why did some New York City firefighters claim they saw pools and small rivers of molten metal at Ground Zero?
"So this might come as a surprise to you but yes, days after the collapse of the Towers there were pools and small rivers of molten metal seen at Ground Zero, a salient little detail not coververed in the 9/11 Commission Report to my knowledge, and not covered at all by any of the major, credible, established media outlets which constantly assure the American people that only they can give us the facts that can be believed. And it's really kind of cowardly why we don't hear about this from the Real News people because there is a simple and quite plausible explanation as to why molten metal was seen. The five or six story tall debris pile left over after the collaspe of buildings ended up functioning as a giant furnance.
"I've seen video of heavily insulated furnaces in Norway, much smaller than the 9/11 debris pile, handily turning pieces of aluminum into liquid. So consider the debris pile. Consider the weight of it, the pressure, the insulation over the underground fires and it's very possible such conditions would create enough heat to melt some types of metal. I don't know if that made the debris pile the biggest or hottest furnace of its time, but I wouldn't be surprised if the heat it could generate was equal to any industrial furnace designed for the same purpose.
"So next time you run into a 9/11 Truther who says 'well what about the molten metal at Ground Zero', you can take this little bit of scientific inquiry and ram it down his throat. Does that answer your question, Major?"
"Uh ... I guess."
"Did you have a follow-up question?"
"I did but right now it's of little practical significance."
"Good. I'm glad we understand each other. Okay so who is my next victim? Hallie?"
Editos Note: Now just for the record I want to state that I am NOT after Sean Spicer's position. I think he's doing a fine job and I hope he lasts the duration. But can you imagine the look on Hillary Clinton's face if she watched me on TV take the podium before the White House Press corps and say, ""Good afternoon Ladies and Gentlemen. My name is Alex J. Tamsula and I'm the new White House Press Secretary. How are you all doing today?"
It would be priceless.
Alex: "Good afternoon Ladies and Gentlemen. My name is Alex J. Tamsula and I'm the new White House Press Secretary. How are you all doing today? Good. Let's get started. Major?"
Major: "Mr. Tamsula. We've been looking at writings of yours on line from the past sixteen years or so and ... would it be fair to say that you consider yourself to be a 9/11 Conspiracy Theorist? And ... "
Alex: "Let me stop you right there, Major. First of all, I speak for The President of The United States at these briefings and not for myself. That will always be the case except for this one time since you have impugned my integrity and believability by using the phrase 'Conspiracy Theorist' which in today's popular culture is a synonym for madman, psychotic, paranoiac, tin foil hat wearing kook, crank, couch case, nut, and/or somebody who believes The CIA planted a microchip inside his head. Let me challenge the assumption behind your question that anyone who finds anomalies in the official government 9/11 story must be delusional.
"First of all let us take a look at the 9/11 Commission Report itself. It never determined who bankrolled the attacks on 9/11, and in Chapter 5 states with respect to the funding: "Ultimately the question is of little practical significance." Really? I think a lot of Americans, if this were brought to their attention, would differ.
"So since the Commission never tracked down where the financing for the terror plot originated and left it an open question, there is no conclusion one can reach other than the report, in and of itself, is incomplete; even at 592 pages it's still The Reader's Digest Condensed version of all the permutations of 9/11. With Philip Zelikow, executive director of the 9/11 Commission, outlining the reports conclusions before a single witness was called to testify, setting up limitations as to what the commission could and could not ultimately claim, how could its completeness be asserted in any way, shape or form?
"Second, did you know original members of The Tea Party collation were 9/11 Truthers? There is video to be found on YouTube from some early Tea Party events where members can be seen taking copies of The 9/11 Commission Report and chucking them into the drink. That was until the Republican party rightly perceived The Tea Party as an insurrectionist threat and sent a herd of Republican party operatives lead by trail boss Alex Costellanos to infiltrate Tea Party rallies, all with the unexpressed purpose of marginalizing and finally ousting any 9/11 official story skeptics while at the same time ingratiating themselves with the group by totally agreeing with the Taxed Enough Already sentiment. But on the way out was anybody who asked troubling questions such as, why did some New York City firefighters claim they saw pools and small rivers of molten metal at Ground Zero?
"So this might come as a surprise to you but yes, days after the collapse of the Towers there were pools and small rivers of molten metal seen at Ground Zero, a salient little detail not coververed in the 9/11 Commission Report to my knowledge, and not covered at all by any of the major, credible, established media outlets which constantly assure the American people that only they can give us the facts that can be believed. And it's really kind of cowardly why we don't hear about this from the Real News people because there is a simple and quite plausible explanation as to why molten metal was seen. The five or six story tall debris pile left over after the collaspe of buildings ended up functioning as a giant furnance.
"I've seen video of heavily insulated furnaces in Norway, much smaller than the 9/11 debris pile, handily turning pieces of aluminum into liquid. So consider the debris pile. Consider the weight of it, the pressure, the insulation over the underground fires and it's very possible such conditions would create enough heat to melt some types of metal. I don't know if that made the debris pile the biggest or hottest furnace of its time, but I wouldn't be surprised if the heat it could generate was equal to any industrial furnace designed for the same purpose.
"So next time you run into a 9/11 Truther who says 'well what about the molten metal at Ground Zero', you can take this little bit of scientific inquiry and ram it down his throat. Does that answer your question, Major?"
"Uh ... I guess."
"Did you have a follow-up question?"
"I did but right now it's of little practical significance."
"Good. I'm glad we understand each other. Okay so who is my next victim? Hallie?"
Editos Note: Now just for the record I want to state that I am NOT after Sean Spicer's position. I think he's doing a fine job and I hope he lasts the duration. But can you imagine the look on Hillary Clinton's face if she watched me on TV take the podium before the White House Press corps and say, ""Good afternoon Ladies and Gentlemen. My name is Alex J. Tamsula and I'm the new White House Press Secretary. How are you all doing today?"
It would be priceless.
Monday, April 3, 2017
"This is the first smoking gun," said Sen. Charles E. Schumer D- N.Y.
Date Created. 6/25/2008 8:19:00 AM
Posted Date. 6/25/2008 12:23:00 PM
Sen. Schumer sits on the Senate Judiciary Committee.
"We believe there will be more to come. This report shows clearly that politics and ideology replaced merit as the hiring criteria at one of our most prized civil service departments." The Senator is talking about liberals being screened out of jobs at The Justice Department.
Senator Schumer, this paranoid behavior in Washington begins with Hillary Clinton and the Travelgate scandal during the early days of The Clinton Administration. Career employees at the White House Travel office, who had sevred over many administrations, were fired so Hillary could give those jobs to her political cronies as rewards. This was illegal, and Hillary was interviewed by congressional investigator Barbara Olson about it. But Barbara couldn't find any cronies who would talk so no legal action was possible.
"Heavy media attention forced the White House to reinstate most of the employees in other jobs and remove the Clinton associates from the travel role." - Wikipedia.
Senator Schumer, we all know American polticians lie from the podium but tell the truth in private conversations. What truths do you tell about The Clintons in private conversations that you hide from the American people? When are you going to own up to your responsibilities as an American and a Senator and tell our citizens just how evil The Clintons really are?
When?
Dear Sweetie Pie: 3.9.03
Not much new on the
street. I still see Mordecai, White Guy
With Dreadlocks, and Sniffy The Communist.
Bicycle Putz has dropped out of sight for now. Blondie the massage therapist doesn't show up any more. And remember the barrista who sprayed
whip cream all over her mouth while looking at me? She got fired.
However Sniffy The Communist is sticking around. I saw him last Sunday on his bicycle going through the intersection of these two streets, Hutchison and Savannah. And although four doors up from where my cousin lives, I'm trying not to read too much into that. Sniff could simply live around there and I could be wrong about him. He could be as innocent as a newborn baby, not involved with any Fifth Column BS. But that's hard to believe after what happened the next day. Every time I turned around, there he was.
However Sniffy The Communist is sticking around. I saw him last Sunday on his bicycle going through the intersection of these two streets, Hutchison and Savannah. And although four doors up from where my cousin lives, I'm trying not to read too much into that. Sniff could simply live around there and I could be wrong about him. He could be as innocent as a newborn baby, not involved with any Fifth Column BS. But that's hard to believe after what happened the next day. Every time I turned around, there he was.
Monday (03/03/03) I'm walking down the street when I see him
standing in an apartment building doorway.
Next I'm down at The Dragon Weir and he comes in and sits at the counter
next to me, with a copy of 'Das Kapital' no less.
Poor Sniffy. He must have some
form of Tourette's syndrome because whenever I stared at him his face went wild
with tics - his eyebrow got all twitchy, then his nose, then corner of his mouth,
then his chin. This continued as long
as I was staring. As soon as I lookd away
the tics stop. I saw this in my peripheral. But as soon as I turned back and stared at him some more he started twitching
again. I look away the twitching
stopped. I look at him again the
twitching resumed. Back and forth I
keep this up until I finish my mocha.
Then I leave. And this isn't the first time this has
happened either.
So what's the Sniff meister up to? Is he trying to get me to scream, "Stop using illegal
software to read my Emails to Sweetie Pie?"
If he thinks I'm going to say something to him about it, he's going to be twitching
for a long long time.
Anyway that's life in Squirrel Hill, my own little Istanbul.
And I still have a bug up my ass
about The Clintons and it's called Mothra. Talk to you later.
The only real talent Sweetie Pie had was in giving head.
But she was the best.
Now imagine this scenario: A rich and powerful famous man is staying at a hotel. Sweetie Pie pays him a visit up in his room. After she gives him a hummer, she leaves the room and walks down the hall but she doesn't swallow. Instead she pulls out a handkerchief and spits into it then throws it into the nearest trash can or just drops it to the floor. This while some intelligence agent ( foreign or otherwise) is walking a few steps behind her. He reaches down and grabs the hankie and voila, an intelligence service now has the DNA of a rich and powerful famous man.
Consider the possibilities. A genetically engineered virus designed to kill only one rich and powerful famous man (or his family.) At the very least, the blackmail potential boggles the mind.
Now do you see Bill Clinton for the colossal idiot that he is?
Sunday, April 2, 2017
You knew the job was dangerous when you took it.
When you find yoursef in danger,
When you're threatened by a stranger,
When it looks like you will take a lickin'
(puk, puk, puk, puk)
There is someone waiting who
Will hurry up and rescue you,
just caaaaall for Super Chicken.
(puk, ack!)
Fred, if you're afraid you'll have to overlook it,
Besides you knew the job was dangerous when you took it,
(puk, ack!)
He will drink his super sauce
And throw the bad guys for a loss
And he will bring them in alive and kickin'
(puk, puk, puk, puk)
There is one thing you should learn
When there is no one else to turn to
caaaaall on Super Chicken!
(puk, puk, puk, puk)
caaaaall on Super Chicken!
(puk, ack!)
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