It's three AM, and your children are safe and asleep.

But there’s a phone in The White House and it’s ringing.  Something is happening in the world.  Who do you want answering the phone?

"Hello?"

"Hey, man.  It’s me, Dave, man."

"Who?"

"Dave, man.  It’s me."

"Dave?"

"Yeah, man."

"Dave’s not here."

"No man.  It’s me.  It’s Dave.  Dave."

"Who?"

"Dave."

"Dave?  Dave’s not here."

"Nooo man, it’s me.  It’s Dave.  IT’S DAVE."

"Dave?"

"Yeah, man."

"Dave?"

"Yeah, man."

"Dave?

"Yes!"

"Dave’s not here."

"Oh maaan ... "