"READY WHEN YOU ARE, C.B.!!"

Cecil B. DeMille presents ... King of Kings.

Starring Hillary Clinton as Jesus.  "I was sleep deprived."

Gov. Bill Richardson as Judas.  "I’ve been at hostage negotiations friendlier than this."

James Carville as Gollum.  "She said she was referring to Osama bin Laden, but - "

Hugo Chavez as Pontius Pilate.  "Oh, senor Bush.  El Diablo."

Jamie Farr as Mary Magdalene.  "Does this dress make me look too hippy?"

Dick Cheney as Darth Vader.  "Grrr."

Rush Limbaugh as The Voice of God.  "Sitting in the Attila The Hun chair behind the gold EIB microphone."

Billy Gibbons as St. Matthew.  "Take me with you, Jesus."

Mel Gibson as St. Peter.  "Hello, sugar halos."

Glenn Beck as Satan’s Retarded Younger Brother.   "I need a gay man now!"

Bill Clinton as Elvis.  "Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh."

Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger as Rufus The Centurion.  "Give me your clothes." 

Sen. John McCain as Sen. John McCain.  "I get it."

And introducing Alex Tamsula as

Satan Himself.

"READY WHEN YOU ARE, C.B.!!"